Funny School Quotes

School life is almost over. I didn’t know what I’m supposed to do after school. These were the words that always torture us when we all were at school. Still, we all manage to reach our goals and destinations. But at some point, we desire to recall our funny activities at school. Because as we grow up, we always try to remember some of the school memories that we have created with our friends, however, nobody likes to go to school.

But in the end, we still have thought, like can we get one more day to spend with our friends and teachers in school. So, to overcome the thought and memories we WPB Suggest has to bring Funny School Quotes. To make our readers a nostalgic mood and to laugh among with your friends through sharing.

Funny School Quotes For Students

  • “The first day of chemistry class everyone thinks that I can cook meth.”


  • “Time will pass will you?”


  • “Why pass your exams when you can pass away.”


  • “Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters.”


  • “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own and you know what know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.”
Funny School Quotes For Students
The only place where success comes, before work is in the dictionary
  • “Be so good they can’t ignore you.”


  • “Even if you are on the right track you will get run over if you just sit there.”


  • “You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.”


  • “When I tell you that I miss school, what I really mean is that I miss the people I had fun with.”


  • “To be honest, I still have not figure out the sense of making tons of homework every day.”


  • “Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.”


  • “Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.”


  • “He who opens a school door closes a prison.”


  • “If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”


  • “We do not remember days; we remember moments.”


  • “The best antiques to collect are old friends.”
Funny School Captions
When I tell you that, I miss school what I really mean is that I miss the people I had fun with
  • “I am not going to school just for academics. I wanted to share ideas, to be around people who are passionate about learning.”


  • “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”


  • “Who would have known that a person can learn a lot of life skills from school? I did not”

  • “Nothing is more beautiful than being.”

Back To School Funny Quotes

  • “Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”


  • “No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.”


  • “Work hard, nap hard.”


  • “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path, then, by all means, you should follow that.”
Back To School Funny Quotes
As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are I haven’t started either
  • “I entered school one day only to realize that things would have been better off without me.”


  • “Never miss a chance to dance.”
  • “Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.”


  • “School’s out, Memories past, Don’t ever doubt, Our friendship will last.”


  • “One moment you have the crown of the school, the next one you become the janitor that no one knows about and that is one of the saddest things in school.”


  • “I think one of the most important things that should be learned in school is the act of sharing.”


  • “I spent 113,880 hours of my life on paper and a handshake.”


  • “High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”
Funny school quotes yearbook
Why are you at school so early my mom told me to go to hell
  • “In bed, it’s 6 am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31.”


  • “When my friend isn’t present in school, 5% I hope he’s okay, 95% how dare you to leave me alone.”


  • “During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answer with your hand. So that the teacher can’t see how stupid you are?”

Funny School Days Quotes

  • “School is killing us. Textbooks are made from paper. Paper is made from trees. We need trees for Oxygen. Thus the school is killing us.”


  • “I don’t go to school to learn I go to school just to entertain others.”


  • “My teacher always asks for not wasting time and then she gave 30 minutes of speech on how not to waste time.”


  • “In school, they told me practice makes perfect. And then they told me nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practising.”
Funny School Days Quotes
Mathematics gives us hope that every problem has a solution
  • “As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.”


  • “Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”


  • “Schooling purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.”


  • “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.”


  • “With every book, you go back to school. You become a student. You become an investigative reporter. You spend a little time learning what it’s like to live in someone else’s shoes.”


  • “Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today’s world—an assigned parking space.”


  • “We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.”
Funny Quotes About School Ending
I think one of the most important things that should be learned in school is the act of sharing
  • “What if the algebra teachers are really pirates, and are using us to find X.”


  • “3 things I’ve learned in school. Texting without looking. Sleeping without getting caught. Teamwork on tests.”


  • “One day my teacher beat me with no reason and then I just ask for the simple question that- Do you believe in Karma?”

Funny School Quotes & Sayings

  • “You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.”


  • “A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day’s teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.”


  • “Books are the ultimate dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.”


  • “I would enjoy school more if I was allowed to bring a pillow.”


  • “Why are you at school so early. My mom told me to go to hell.”
Funny School Quotes & Sayings
I don’t go to school to learn just to entertain others
  • “Having that awkward teacher who is always trying to be funny in school.”


  • “If the exam is going to decide your success and success is not a one-day shot then how come the exam is 3 hours show?”


  • “You can’t learn in school what the world is going to do next year. “


  • “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”


  • “I care not what subject is taught, if only it be taught well.”


  • “You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives.”


  • “School was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”


  • “The happier we get, the less we see”


  • “Happiness in school life, Cleaning bench with friends bag”


  • “The proudest moment of my school life is when I know nothing in the exam and my teacher says’ Hide your answer sheet, the student behind you is copying you”
Funny Quotes About School Teachers
Work hard, Nap hard
  • “Without school, it’s really hard to know what day it is.”


  • “X2 + y + 5 (x + 2y2 = a-z) + 4x3 + (-1z = 2.4) + 12y – 5z3 = k = 6x. Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life.”


  • “No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.”

High School Funny Quotes

  • “People learn something every day, and a lot of times it’s that what they learned the day before was wrong.”


  • “95% of the teachers act fake when the principal enters the classroom.”


  • “That awesome moment when your teachers get off track, tells you stories of his life and wastes half of the time of class.”


  • “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
High School Funny Quotes
When the teacher says stop clicking your pens you always make sure you click it one more
  • “A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. I replied, “Kindergarten.”


  • “True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”


  • “In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him. The figured any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.”


  • “I haven’t even begun to peak.”


  • “It is not enough that I should succeed others should fail.”


  • “A policeman pulled me over and asked me for my papers. I gladly gave him all of my students’ essays to grade and drove off.”


  • “Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”


  • “When the teacher says stop clicking your pens. You always make sure you click it once more.”


  • “Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn’t supposed to.”


  • “Don’t go to a school reunion. There’ll be a lot of old people there claiming to be your classmates.”
Back to school quotes funny
If you think education is expensive try ignorance
  • “A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.”


  • “The most difficult thing in the world, while the teacher is giving a serious lecture, controlling laugh with the best friend.”


  • “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep.”


  • “When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school.”


  • “Education costs money, but then so does ignorance.”

Quotes About School

  • “If it hadn’t been for detention, I would have never done any homework.”


  • “Be somebody who makes everybody feel like somebody.”


  • “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream.”


  • “Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up.”
Quotes About School
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school
  • “To all the teachers that never taught me a thing.”


  • “If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.”


  • “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.”


  • “Parallel lines have so much in common it’s a shame they will never meet.”


  • “Mathematics gives us hope that every problem has a solution.”


  • “If the world really ends in 2060 I’ve just wasted my whole life in school.”


  • “The difference between school and life. In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.”


  • “You can lead a boy to school but you can’t make him think.”


  • “In the morning there’s a huge difference between 6:00 & 6:05.”


  • “I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”


  • “Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.”


  • “First bench students know the answer to every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem.”
Fun School Quotes
When your teacher says get out it means you won the argument
  • “I don’t get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with ‘Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life, it was fun to let loose. “


  • “The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.”


  • “School prepares you for the real world which also bites.”

More Funny School Quotes

  • “Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.”


  • “If you think education is expensive try ignorance.”


  • “Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won’t ask you a question.”


  • “I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound like an idiot.”


  • “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”


  • “Show me the man who enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.”
  • “Not sure if I am getting an education or getting ripped off.”


  • “Human brain is amazing it functions 24hrs. For 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born & only stops when we take exams.”


  • “I don’t hate school. I just hate the teachers the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.”


  • “Wake me up when school ends.”


  • “The first day of school is always a fashion show. The rest of the school year? A pyjama party.”


  • “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
More Funny School Quotes
I haven’t even begun to peak
  • “When your teacher says Get Out it means you won the argument.”
  • “But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret..”


  • “As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are I haven’t started either.”


  • “Literally no one knows what they’re doing out there, we’ll be okay.”


  • “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”


  • “Set your goal and crush them.”


  • “Students ask if he still has to take the test because he missed a class last week.”


  • “Don’t make me get out my red pen.”


  • “Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.”


  • “Mom did you know that if you play in the mud and then don’t wash your hands you can get the grownup virus.”

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