TV Series Quotes

Dexter Quotes

Dexter is an American crime drama television series that aired on Showtime from October 1, 2006, to September 22, 2013. Set in Miami, the series centres on Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall), a forensic technician specializing in bloodstain pattern analysis for the fictional Miami Metro Police Department, who leads a secret parallel life as a vigilante serial killer, hunting down murderers who have not been adequately punished by the justice system due to corruption or legal technicalities.

Dexter Quotes & Sayings Image To Share
People should get what they deserve

The series mainly enjoyed positive reviews throughout its run. The show has received numerous awards, including two Golden Globes won by Hall and John Lithgow for Dexter Morgan and Arthur Mitchell, respectively.

So we WPB Suggest has come up with the best Dexter Quotes that would all make a thriller perception through the words and will finally end up watching it. I’ll say the series is worth watching it.

Dexter Quotes About Love

  • “I’m more of a crying-on-the-inside kind of guy.”


  • “You pretend the feelings are there for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.”


  • “Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up.”


  • “No blood at all. I could hear that phrase repeat itself in my head, louder each time. No sticky, hot, messy, awful blood. No splatter. No stain. No blood at all. Why hadn’t I thought of that.”
Dexter Quotes About Love
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches
  • “People fake a lot of human interactions, but I feel like I fake them all, and I fake them very well. That’s my burden, I guess.”


  • “Sometimes I have an urge too strong to ignore.”


  • “It’s been a whirlwind.”


  • “Neatness takes time, of course, but it’s worth it. Worth it to make the Dark Passenger happy, keep him quiet for another long while. Worth it just to do it right and tidy. Remove one more heap of mess from the world. A few more neatly wrapped bags of garbage and my one small corner of the world is a neater, happier place. A better place.”


  • “An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from.”


  • “People should get what they deserve.”
Dexter Quotes
Keep calm and let dexter handle it
  • “We only see two things in people what we want to see and what they want to show us.”


  • “It’s like you have something deep down inside of you that you think is undeserving of love.”


  • “I was on the road last night and while driving home I heard this very tune on the radio. They were playing some great tunes.”


  • “The only way to give satisfaction in all these quarters is by inspiring his men to win more cricket matches than they lose.”

Dexter Quotes About Blood

  • “It’s simply human nature to keep little secrets about ourselves. We all do it. I dye my hair. I watch Internet pornography.”


  • “My best hope of losing him is to act relentlessly normal. Dull. So I bowl. What’s really disturbing is that I’m good at it.”


  • “This is all about blending in.”


  • “There are no two stronger human emotions than fear and love. In many ways, they’re not so different. Both can make you do crazy things Tell your own brother you’re in love with him.”
Dexter Quotes About Blood
Life is so fleeting, so fragile. Every breath has the potential to be our last
  • “There is nothing like a crisis to define who you are.”


  • “Every day, I walk through this world faking it, knowing if someone knows who I am that’s it.”


  • “Some doors should stay shut.”


  • “I’m a very neat monster.”


  • “If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve.”


  • “Never lie to someone who trusts you never trust someone who lies to you.”
Dexter Quotes Image
Have a killer day
  • “It’s okay, life doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be lived.”


  • “Staring at her chest was practically a religious experience.”


  • “Of course you’ve destroyed any chance I had of future happiness, but I’m delighted for you, really.”


  • “Fast, get on to the lab. The time is short in our hands. We need to act fast.”

Funny Dexter Quotes

  • “I always thank the dark forces.”


  • “Don’t be sorry that your darkness is gone. I will hold it for you. I will always keep it in me.”


  • “Light cannot exist without darkness. Each has its purpose. And if there is a purpose to my darkness. Maybe it’s to bring some balance to the world.”


  • “It’s like when you get on a plane, they tell you if the oxygen masks come down, to put yours on first before taking care of the kids. I need to take care of my own needs, too. Otherwise, I’ll be spinning out of control. That’s not good for anyone.”
Funny Dexter Quotes
It’s okay, life doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be lived
  • “You’re not evil, dexter. You’re actually making the world a better place.”


  • “Dexter I love you so much. So, so much and I probably always will. I just don’t like you anymore. I’m sorry.”


  • “I told you I’ll be ready in five minutes, stop calling me every half hour.”


  • “A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches.”


  • “The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, and at the moment I had both. How wonderful it was to be me.”


  • “When you take a man’s life, you’re not just killing him. You’re snuffing out all the things that he might become. As a cop, I only fire my weapon to save a life that’s a code I live by. The killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise, it’s just plain murder.”
Dexter Quotes & Sayings
Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up
  • “There are times in our lives when everything seems to go wrong – when despite our best efforts and for no apparent rhyme or reason, Tragedy strikes and there are times when everything goes just perfectly.”


  • “I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend’s feeling insecure I’m totally lost.”


  • “The world is dark and cruel. If it finds even the smallest ray of light, it destroys it.”


  • “Everybody dies but not everybody lives.”

Dexter Quotes About Killing

  • “I like the way that Dexter mixed humour, dark humour and tragedy, in a way I don’t think that I’ve seen another show do. To handle those tonal shifts with so much confidence. Normally, you can mix humour and dark humour, you can mix dark humour and tragedy, but to mix all three. There are just moments with Robin and Reuben, the next-door neighbours, that are just funny.”


  • “We can’t always do what we think we have to do. So when there’s nothing else you can do, you wait no matter what pressure you might feel.”


  • “Now open up, rampaging monster, and let the RAYS shine in!.”


  • “I’ve had a bad week.”
Dexter Quotes About Killing
The world is dark and cruel. If it finds even the smallest ray of light, it destroys it
  • “If Blossom needs to defuse a bomb, we’ll give Blossom all the time she needs.”


  • “No, I don’t think so. I don’t need to be protected right now. Let’s get to it.”


  • “Dexter, I love you so much. So, so much, and I probably always will. I just don’t like you anymore. I’m sorry.”


  • “It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.”


  • “The worst thing about finally putting together a puzzle is finding there are missing pieces. He came back and left nothing behind but a message: “Come find me”, and I will. There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface.”


  • “They make it look easy, connecting with another human being. It’s like no one told them it’s the hardest thing in the world.”
Dexter Quotes & Sayings Image
There is nothing like a crisis to define who you are
  • “Every twist, every turn, can challenge our sense of direction. But it’s the choice we make when we reach a fork in the road that define who we are.”


  • “Life is so fleeting, so fragile. Every breath has the potential to be our last.”


  • “It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is.”


  • “Learning by doing is the only way I know how to learn.”

Dexter Quotes

  • “We all have something to hide, some dark place inside us we don’t want the world to see. So we pretend that everything’s okay, wrapping ourselves in rainbows. That’s all for the best because some of these places are darker than others.”


  • “I think his little black book has a few blank pages.”


  • “Keep calm and let dexter handle it.”


  • “Somewhere along the line, the fake life that we created as a cover for me to kill became real. It’s not fake to me anymore. I don’t want to lose it. I’m gonna stand my ground.”
Dexter Sayings
It’s simply human nature to keep little secrets about ourselves. We all do it. I dye my hair. I watch Internet pornography
  • “Have a killer day.”


  • “They make it look so easy, connecting with another human being. It’s like they don’t know it’s the hardest things in the world.”


  • “I am not a madman or a nut.”


  • “In catering, you’re always changing; the client is always dictating to you in terms of their wishes.”


  • “Anybody can be charming if they don’t mind faking it, saying all of the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying.”


  • “But sometimes, you just have to take a risk. After all, isn’t that what relationships are all about?”
Dexter Quotes For Instagram
You’re not evil, dexter. You’re actually making the world a better place
  • “Writing is the only way I know how to pray.”


  • “Am I a good person doing bad things, or a bad person doing a good person?”


  • “No matter where we go, we take ourselves and our damage with us so is home the place we run to or is the place we run from?”


  • “This is what it must feel like to walk in full sunlight, my darkness revealed, my shadow self embraced. Yeah, they see me. I’m one of them In their darkest dreams.”

Dexter Dark Passenger Quotes

  • “Raising the minimum wage a lot across the board would make a big difference. It’s not the only thing, but it’s an indispensable part of solving the problem.”


  • “Morse firmly believed that there was nothing so unsatisfactory as this kind of halfway house pornography; he liked it hot or not at all.”


  • “In the land of predators, a lion never fears the jackal.”


  • “I’m just not used to checking the fridge for notes just notes from other serial killers.”
Dexter Dark Passenger Quotes
I’m a very neat monster
  • “I am not sure what is exactly or what is coming. Maybe that’s how it’s supposed to be. Out of my control. All I know is that when I am with you, I feel safe.”


  • “Zebra crossings were rather like Bosnia’s safe zones places where, if you die, you may simply die with the knowledge that your killer was in the wrong.”


  • “The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.”


  • “How is it I can kill people and feel no regret, but disappointing Rita makes me feel like the scum of the earth?.”
Dexter Sayings Image
Sometimes I have an urge too strong to ignore
  • “Needless to say I have some unusual habits, yet all these socially acceptable people can’t wait to pick up hammers and smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile.”


  • “I don’t get birthdays the part the song. Celebrating another year just being alive feels forced.”


  • “You got the devil inside you, boy. No, I think it’s just me.”


  • “But even the strongest of imaginations can’t protect us once we know the truth.”

More Dexter Quotes

  • “Sometimes it’s reassuring knowing I’m not the only one pretending to be normal.”


  • “There’s always time for one more pint.”


  • “As a boy, he had been moved by those words of the dying Socrates, suggesting that if death were just one long, unbroken, dreamless sleep, then a greater boon could hardly be bestowed upon mankind.”


  • “I should know better than to count on the future. All you can believe in is now this moment. Because in a blink  everything can change.”
More Dexter Quotes
I’ve had a bad week
  • “There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn and people we can’t live without but have to let go.”


  • “I’ve watched 67 people die and at the moment of truth I looked into their eyes and I knew–and they knew–they got what they deserved. But what if that’s not what happens if you don’t get what you deserve?.”


  • “High school it’s a miracle I graduated without killing anyone.”
Dexter Image Quotes
I always thank the dark forces
  • “My new friend thought I wouldn’t be able to resist the kill he left for me, but I did. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely my own set of rules. I’m Dexter.”


  • “Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding  of it are another.”


  • “I was born in the wrong generation.”

I trust that everyone has enjoyed reading these Dexter Quotes. If you find it helpful to share with your pals share with them let them as the thriller expectations.

Let us know in the comment section below with whom you have shared and watched this series. Even if you guys have some suggestions for the new article, let us know that as well.

If you guys haven’t followed us on Spotify, Pinterest & Instagram yet, guys, you are missing something auspicious page. Do Follow us by tapping the below buttons.




Even You Like This:-

Money Heist Series Quotes

You Series Quotes

Chris is the co-founder of Besides that, he is a web developer and a digital marketing expert. He loves writing motivational quotes and enjoys listening to rap music in free time. He is also into writing songs and making music.