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Rick and Morty Quotes

Rick and Morty Quotes

Rick and Morty is an American grown-up animated sci-fi sitcom created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. Within the first few minutes of Rick and Morty’s adventures, the crowd is immediately made aware of two things. One, Rick does not respect the standard order of our society and two, he holds us all in contempt. So, here are the best Rick and Morty Quotes from WPB Suggest.

In a time where Adult Swim is straying away from animated content and producing more and more live-action content. Rick and Morty is a very good sign that the network hasn’t completely abandoned hope for cartoons.

Deep Rick and Morty Quotes

  • “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle, Morty. Rise above! Focus on science.”


  • “I’m a version of your brother you can trust when he says ‘Don’t run.’ Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.”
  • “He’s not a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.”
Deep Rick and Morty Quotes
I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior
  • “Don’t even trip about your pants, dawg. We got an extra pair right here.”


  • “School is not an place for smart people.”


  • “I’m sorry but your opinion means very little to me.”


  • “I just killed my family! I don’t care who they were! I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.”


  • “Those guys are inside you building a piece of sh*t Ethan!! They’re inside you building a monument to compromise!! f*ck them. f*ck those people. f*ck this whole thing Ethan.”


  • “I’m gonna need you to take your opinion and shove it, waay up inside your b*t hole.”


  • “Fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores use sweatshops. Is there a company hiring teenagers that isn’t evil?”


  • “We did something beautiful today. There’s nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.”
Quotes of Rick and Morty
Good Music comes from people who are relaxed
  • “Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of Things: The Movie”


  • “Show me what you got.”


  • “I’m not looking for judgment, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?”

Rick Quotes About Life

  • “‘I just want to go back to Hell, where everyone thinks I’m smart and funny.”


  • “Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes.”


  • “My kingdom was usurped by force with weapons and technologies supplied by your father-in-law!”
Rick Quotes About Life
School is not an place for smart people
  • “Relax  Rick. We just gotta find the treasure room. Nice and simple. I’m sorry everything’s going so smoothly and adventurously. Looks like you’re going to lose the bet.”


  • “Alright, Morty. We’re in the giant’s castle. What’s next?”


  • “Good music comes from people who are relaxed.”


  • “What people call “Love” is just a chemical reaction.” Love hits very hard for those people who want to love. Love is a deep reaction and it will leave those who lie in it. Jessica falls in love with Morty and he requested his grandfather.”


  • “Sometimes science is a lot more art than science. Many people don’t get that.”


  • “Morty this is our last adventure. But I need you to tell summer that she’s braver than she thinks. And tell your mom that she needs to let herself be happy okay Morty?”


  • “When you’re in a loving relationship but you’re an anxious piece of shit and always thinks something’s wrong.”


  • “The world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important.”


  • “Nobody exits on purpose, Nobody belongs anywhere everybody’s gonna die come watch TV.”


  • “Aww B*ch hit the sack jack.”


  • “You really gave it to those guys at NASA.”


  • “I turned myself into a pickle. I’m Pickle Rick!”


  • “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”


  • “Thankfully, we are beyond such ethical constructs as religion or justice and therefore would have no compunctions whatsoever, about murdering – What’s your name, ma’am?”


  • “When you and your homie arguing about something and the google search confirms your intellectual dominance.”
Rick and Morty Quotes about life
I’m sorry but your opinion means very little to me.
  • “Existence is a pain to a meeseeks and we will do anything to alternative than pain.”
  • “You’re a piece of sh*t and I can prove it mathematically.”


  • “Morty, you appear to be dying.”


  • “It’s a tempting offer, but I’m gonna have to decline.”

Rick and Mort Quotes for Instagram

  • “I’m not the nicest guy in the universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do the hedge their bets.”


  • “What people call “Love is just a chemical reaction.”


  • “To live is to risk it all otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”
Rick and Mort Quotes for Instagram
What People call love is just a chemical reaction
  • “I’m Doctor Who in this mot*er! I could be a clone! I could be a hologram! We could clone controlled by robots controlled by special headsets that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while they’re fuc* your mother”


  • “Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.”


  • “Peace among world’s.”


  • “it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry, and I know that’s not a popular opinion, but it’s my two cents on the issue.”


  • “There is no God, Summer. Gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later.”


  • “Get your shit together get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit so it’s together and if you gotta take it somewhere you know take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put in the shit museum. I don’t care what you do you just gotta get it together.”


  • “I miss my family. I miss my laptop I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!.”


  • “Stay Scientific Jerry.”


  • “Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die.”


  • “Sometimes science is more art than science.”


  • “On change: “….Charging into ’em like a bull – that’s how we grow as people.”
Rick Quotes
The path to heaven runs through miles of clouded hell right to the top
  • “RIP my clothes off and mate with me for life.”


  • “I’m more than just a hammer.”


  • “Yeah! I’ve got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant. The rest is annoying garbage. So why don’t you do us both a favor and pull the trigger? Do it! Do it, motherfer! Pull the fing trigger!”


  • “Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness.”

Rick and Morty Quotes for Whatsapp

  • “Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off.”


  • “We all remember you as a friend.”


  • “Get riggity riggity wrecked son.”
Rick and Morty Quotes for Whatsapp
My life has been a lie, God is dead. The Government’s lame! Thanksgiving about killing Indians
  • “Wubba lubba dub dub!” translating to: “I am in great pain. Please help me.”


  • “I…I had to create a bomb Morty, it’s a WHOLE FRESH START!”


  • “Tell me, summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund?”


  • “Well then get your shit together, get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it’s together.”


  • “You can’t property man I can but that’s because I’m not a penniless hippie!”


  • “I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry: it’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, ‘4.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin’. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.”


  • “It’s okay we shoot them they are robot.”


  • “I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior.”


  • “We’ve been genetically modified…we’re COASTERS, Morty!”


  • “I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere! Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’!”


  • “Aw, this place is the best. It’s got beer, games, prizes, and you can never tell what time it is!”


  • “I don’t like it here Morty. I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt.”


  • “My life has been a lie… God is dead. The government’s lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians.”


  • “You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”
Morty Quotes
When all you do is try to help people but you low key just wanna die
  • “Well scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.”


  • “When all you do is try to help people but you low key just wanna die.”


  • “Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?”


  • “It’s funny to say they are small…it’s funny to say they are big.”


  • “Well hi Morty! I’m Krombopulos Michael! I’m an assassin. I buy guns from your grandpa.”

More Rick and Morty Quotes

  • “Homework is stupid. The whole point is to try and get less of it. We’re gonna inept your teacher. …Y-You’re frustrating me.”


  • “I wish that shotgun was my pe*s. If it was, you could call me Ernest Hemingway.”


  • “The factory tint setting is always too high!.”
More Rick and Morty Quotes
Weddings are basically funerals with cake
  • “You were always kind to me, Morty. That’s why I will leave with your testicles.”


  • “Oh, unbelievable. We got a bunch of… computer people here, with their faces stuffed in computer screens. Do you guys realize Christ was born today? Jesus Christ our Savior was born today! A-A-Are you people even human?”


  • “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”


  • “God’s turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one beating them to death.”
  • “I’m Mr. Crowbar, and this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.”


  • “Morty, I need your help on an adventure. Eh, “”need”” is a strong word. We need door stops, but a brick would work too.”
Quotes of R&M
Peace among world’s
  • “Its a device Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people’s dreams Morty. Its just like that movie that you keep crowing about.”


  • ” All right, all right, cool it! I see what’s happening here. You’re both young, you’re both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa’s favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa’s concerned, you’re both pieces of sh*t! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.”


  • “When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals. Gimme a break! We’re not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”

For longtime fans, think of it as an opportunity to return best moments from the series and a good reminder of just how much Rick garbles his lines. For a new viewer, it’s a taste of what you’ve been missing. Officially all can find the series on Netflix.

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