James Thomas Fallon is an American comedian, actor, television host, singer, writer, and producer. Jimmy Fallon has moved gradually up to, becoming, one of the top late-night television as the host of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on NBC. The show debuted on February 17, 2014, and is delivered, by Broadway Video and Universal Television. It is the seventh incarnation of NBC’s long-running Tonight Show franchise, with Fallon serving as the sixth host. The show also stars sidekick and announcer Steve Higgins and house band The Roots.
Jimmy Fallon is also known for being the host of Late-Night With Jimmy Fallon which, he commenced joining in 1998, fulfilling a lifelong dream. Fallon stayed on the Late-Night tv show for a very long time and turning into a superstar. He left the program for the film industry starring in films such as Taxi & Fever Pitch.
Surrounding yourself with good friends and always being up for a good laugh is a very good, way to increase the happiness in your life his, main motto. He is a talented singer, hilarious comedian and all a gem of a famous human being successfully lightened the hearts of fans all over the world.
So, here we WPB Suggest have come up with the best Jimmy Fallon Quotes to enlightened his words and comedy to share through quotes with our lovely readers. Enjoy reading it. 😎
Jimmy Fallon Inspirational Quotes
- “Everyone looks so much better when they smile.”
- “I didn’t mean anything by it. I was just trying to have fun.”
- “Thank you, fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.”
- “I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend.”
- “It’s pretty scary when even Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are like “eh, I could do better.”
- “My mom always forget movie titles. Her favourite movie is You’ve got mail. But I’ve heard her call it. You have internet.”
- “When dad answers the phone, he says, Mule barn, head jackass speaking.”
- “If I let anyone down, it hurt my feelings that they didn’t like it. I got it.”
- “My mom used to whistle at old men in public. When they turned she’d elbow me and say. stop that.”
- “Thank you, people, who say, ‘I really shouldn’t,’ for letting me know that you’re about to eat a lot of my fries.”
- “I didn’t act like I was there. I just got into the story.”
- “She was not a pioneer just for television and comedy, but for women.”
- “My parents were kind of overprotective people. I and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn’t let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can’t dribble on grass.”
- “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants,’ from the Chuckles the Clown episode, one of the funniest moments on television.”
- “Whenever someone goes to the bathroom, my dad says. Mention my name, you’ll get a good seat.”
Jimmy Fallon Quotes
- “Still to this day, my friend’s mom calls Starbucks Blockbusters.”
- “I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny, ‘ then fall asleep.”
- “There couldn’t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It’s beyond baseball. It’s rooting for your family.”
- “Thank you, the number 3, from being a 90 degree turn away from inappropriate.”
- “You can’t reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at ‘Late Night,’ we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, ‘I see you behind a glass desk.’ I don’t. And he’s like, ‘Yeah, the glass desk.’ I go, ‘I don’t really see me as a glass desk guy.”
- The thought occurred to me that she could easily take her knife and slash it through my spine.”
- “My first boyfriend played saxophone in a ska band. When my dad met him, he told him to practise. Safe S*x.”
- “Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbours: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.”
- I don’t want to be bullied into not being met, and not doing what I think is funny.”
- On ‘late night,’ It’s like we’re all In on the joke. That’s what I wanted It to be. I’m not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don’t like those. We can all ride together, and Everyone’s on the same thing going, ‘aha, I know where you’re going here.”
- “Whenever I would ask my dad how to spell something, he would respond with. You wanna know how it’s spelt, or how I spell it?”
- “I remember people saying to us, You’re too nice. Hollywood is going to eat you up and spit you out. I never listened to them.”
- My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.”
- “This Halloween, Twitter users will get the chance to communicate with the dead in the world’s first “Tweance”. That sounds Tweally Twucking Tweepy to me.”
- “Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”
Jimmy Fallon Jokes Quotes
- “I get that all the time, people come up and say, ‘I and my wife think you’re so funny.’ They think I’m him. But that’s OK.”
- “I want to say congratulations to Leonardo Dicaprio, who won his first Oscar last night. 22 years after he received his first nomination. He was like, do you have any idea what It’s like to wait that long for something and Hillary was like, Yes.”
- “If you’re going to eat lo mein on a zoom call, at least go on mute.”
- “I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff’s going to be dragged up and, you know, I’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?.”
- “You only think of the best comeback when you leave.”
- “I’m so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I’m a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable.”
- “It’s something I worry about when I’m working out. I don’t want to get too fit. Because I don’t want the new DaVinci of this Millennium to say, “You. I have found my muse. I have to sculpt you.”
- “A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.”
- “It is possible for any man, by good deeds, to enshrine himself as a saint in the hearts of the people.”
- “Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.”
- “Thank you, people, who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”
- “The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.”
- “If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.”
- “Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood so that at least I’d have an excuse.”
Jimmy Fallon Quotes For Instagram
- I don’t shoot guns. I don’t know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.”
- “Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world’s lamest Ghostbuster. I ain’t afraid of no leaves.”
- “Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.”
- “My grandpa would only slow down at stop signs, saying he would stop twice at the next one.”
- “I just really don’t like being the centre of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic.”
- “I never sing in the shower. It’s very dangerous.”
- “I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. I like to kick people when they’re up.”
- “I often try to reassure myself by saying, “Well, at least it can´t get any worse.” But the truth is, it always can. And that´s what really terrifies me.”
- “Have fun is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.”
- “I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.”
- “Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial.”
- “There’s always going to be someone out there. Who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough. But those are the people you need to ignore, and those are the times you need to just keep doing what you love doing.”
- “Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson’s Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.”
Jimmy Fallon Captions
- “I’m a people pleaser, I think that’s one of my traits, and I really just want to maybe that’s why I’m the guy at the party where I’ll get up and I’ll do something. I want to make people happy.”
- “When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can’t sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m”
- “So, I don’t breath through my nose, I totally plug my nose, ‘Oh my god, cute baby! So cute.’ And then, I have these wipes and I wipe and I wipe too much. At this point they’re going all over the baby, I make sure there’s nothing even around the baby. Then I put this diaper rash thing on that I also use, so I save money.”
- “One night my mom told us we were having Roast Bork for dinner. We asked her what that was she said. Well, I’m defrosting something from the freezer and I can’t tell if it’s beef or pork yet.”
- “A person at an eminent position does not need money. A chairman of a big company or something like that, I can’t buy him and the country does not have enough money to ‘buy him.”
- “All things being equal, if we could simulate the same scenario, he has a lot more difficult task. He’s elected to swim six individual events, as opposed to what I elected to do, which was four.”
- “I like to see people who are a normally serious laugh.”
- “I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets then I got to ‘Saturday Night Live’ where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I’m going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I’m going to go sit with.”
- “Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White’s seven dwarfs, she now has 25 cats.”
- “Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking.”
- “Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for possibly becoming the first f president. I would have said female but someone deleted the emale.”
- “I didn’t think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life.”
- “The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”
Best Jimmy Fallon Quotes
- “One time I called my mom. Bro and she go. I’m not your bro or your hoe, I’m your mo.”
- “When I see professionals clowns, mimes, or people who make balloons and animals. I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.”
- “People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn’t the most popular kid. I wasn’t the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle.”
- “Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there’s a 98 per cent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate and The New York Times says there’s a 75 per cent chance. And CNN said, ‘Wait, that’s today?”
- “My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family’s had forever, and it’s on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.”
- “I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I’m like ‘You know, maybe I shouldn’t be a Priest.”
- “I like doing energetic things.”
- “I’m going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year.”
- “Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.”
- “I sing in the car if I’m in LA because you’re like soundproofed.”
- “I like being absurd. Being silly.”
- “Anything I learned was just to work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens, will happen.”
More Jimmy Fallon Quotes
- “I don’t want to admit it, but I do enjoy the feedback from the audience. It’s instant feedback.”
- “Life is like a clam, when it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff..”
- “Thank you, 2:30 in the morning, for always being the first sign that tomorrows gonna suck.”
- “They got a great performance from me. I was happy.”
- “I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.”
- “Seek, and you shall be disappointed. Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.”
- “Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, “Boy, things are going just as I always wanted them to?” I didn’t think so.”
- “I want to be a dad. That’s floating to the top of my list. I think it’s such an important thing. I’m at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, ‘Is it like a puppy?’ And they go, ‘It’s 10 times a puppy.”
- “It’s all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.”
- “Thank you, people, who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”
- “Thank you, crocs, for being a terrifying animal and an even more terrifying shoe.”
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